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Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: Sept. 20, 2019

09/18/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Quizinados, Here’s a chuckle we found via Reader’s Digest: A priest is standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!” A passing driver sees him and yells, “You’re nuts!” and speeds past. From around the curve, tires screeching and […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: Sept. 6, 2019

09/04/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Friends, At faith formation one Sunday, a child listened to Bible stories. When asked what his favorite was he said, “The one about the guy that loafs and fishes.” Hope you were able to get a little loafing in this summer too. 1) Scripture Speaking of the Bible and parables, Sunday, Sept. 15’s Gospel reading […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: Aug. 23, 2019

08/22/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

My fellow humidified friends, It’s too darn hot! Speaking of heat, I don’t like incense jokes (they’re thurible and leave me feeling incensed) but here’s one anyway. What happened to the altar server who couldn’t figure out how to hold the thurible? He was censered! 1) Saints Aug. 24 is the feast day of St. […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: Aug. 9, 2019

08/07/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Hi readers, Do you know what kind of car Jesus drives? A Christler! Your friend, H.C. Harold 1) Catholic Hawaii This Oahu school, with a start date this year of July 29, has the earliest back-to-school date for a preschool to eighth grade Hawaii Catholic school. Hint: Students wear green uniform shirts. a) St. Anthony, […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: July 26, 2019

07/25/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Readers, Did you know there’s a quick way to talk to God? It’s called “knee mail.” Hey, if you think you’ve got better clean Catholic jokes send them my way: herald@rcchawaii.org. 1) Vocations The current roster of Diocese of Honolulu seminarians hail from or currently call which Hawaiian islands home? a) Oahu, Maui and Kauai […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: Acolytes, Bells and Prophets

07/10/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

It’s hot, my friends! Do you know what the pontiff eats when he’s hot? A popesicle! OK, he probably actually eats gelato but humor me here. Speaking of humoring me, take this quiz! -H.C. Harold 1) Catholic Hawaii St. Peter Mission in Puuiki is a mission of St. Mary Parish in Hana which first opened […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: June 28, 2019

06/27/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Right now your kids and grandkids might be participating in summer camp productions. So I bring you this joke in the spirit of that. What do you call a priest in charge of the school play? The spiritual director. 1) Catholic Hawaii St. Stephen Diocesan Center used to be an estate owned by Harold K.L. […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: Psalms, Saints and What Is a Cochlear?

06/12/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Ok readers, Here’s one for you. How does Moses make tea? He brews it. Get it?! Hebrews? Ok, if I have to explain it, it’s not as funny. Maybe this quiz will fare better. – H.C. Harold 1) Catholic Hawaii The Cathedral Basilica of Our Lady of Peace is largely made out of what less […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: May 31. 2019

05/29/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Dear Quizanistas, It’s summertime and bathing suit season. Good thing I work out religiously — Christmas and Easter! I filled this quiz with sunny questions to match our warm days. Enjoy! 1) Scripture How many sons did Jacob, the patriarch of the Israelites, have? a) 7 b) 2 c) 12 d) 15 2) Catholic Hawaii […]

Hawaii Catholic Harold’s Quiz: May 15, 2019

05/15/2019 by Hawaii Catholic Herald

Hey quizzers, We’re approaching summer home improvement season. If anyone needs an ark, I happen to Noah guy. But seriously, if you’re looking for some self-improvement on the spiritual level, try out these questions. 1) Catholic Hawaii On the western side of this Hawaiian island, Peter, Paul and Mary hang out along with bonus band […]